Anti Valentine's Day Cushion

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This is product is made specifically for you, so it will take a 7-10 days to be made. Once despatched, you can expect your orders in 3-5 days for US and international orders, and 10-12 days for UK orders. For more information about our personalized products, hit 'learn more' below.

  • For long-term single people, cushions are very important. They offer something for the single person to hug, to talk to and - should they so desire - to do sexy dances for.

    Yes, cushions are a must-have for everyone, single or not. Are you self-partnered and proud? If that's you, then you definitely need one of these 'If you're single and you know it' cushions, because being happy and independent this Valentine's day is the new cool. If you really wanna stick it to that giant baby in a diaper (aka Cupid), then you need to pick up one or maybe three of these cushions.

    Choose between ''If you're single and you know it, pet your cat''.  “If you're single and you know it, use your hands.”, “Self-partnered”, “If you're single and you know it, die alone”, or ''If you're single and you know it [personalize with something amusing].”

  • The cushion measures 18” x 18”.

    It is made and filled with high quality brushed polyester, the cover is machine washable and handmade in England.

  • Your sequin cushion is made especially for you, so please allow 3 to 5 working days for manufacture. Once your order is complete, it will be sent using a tracked service.

    🇺🇸US customers can expect their order 2 to 7 working days after despatch.
    🇬🇧UK customers can expect their orders 7 to 10 working days after despatch.
    🌏Rest of world customers can expect their orders 10 to 13 working days after despatch.

    Please check our FAQs if you need any more information.

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